Re: The joke of the day

by cookie Fri Aug 05, 2011 7:30 pm

a poem witten by a husband to his wife:that will really make you laugh

I wrote your name on sand it got washed

I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.Then

I wrote your name on my heart & I got Heart Attack

Twinkle Twinkle little star

You should know what you are

And once you know what you are

Mental hospital is not so far

The rain makes all things beautiful

The grass and flowers too

If rain makes all things beautiful

Why doesn't it rain on you

Roses are red, Violets are blue

Monkeys like u should be kept in zoo

Don't feel so angry you will find me there too

Not in cage but laughing at you

LOL

by cookie Sun Aug 21, 2011 12:04 am

interview

Interviewer: “I shall either ask you ten easy QUESTIONS or one really difficult question. Think well before you make up your mind!”�

Boy: “my choice is one really question.”�

Interviewer: “Well, good luck to you, you have made your own choice! Now tell me this. “What comes first, Day or Night?”�

Boy: “It’s the DAY sir!”�

Interviewer: How come?”�

Boy: “Sorry sir, you promised me that you will not ask me a SECOND

by sassy86 Mon Oct 08, 2012 7:32 pm

A boy asks his father: 'Is it true that in some countries of Africa, a husband wouldn't know his wife until they marry??'. His father: 'Yes my son, but this happens all around the world '

by sassy86 Mon Oct 08, 2012 7:36 pm

A man has three dreams:

-Being handsome .....as his mother thinks he is
-Being rich....as his son believe he is
-Having many mistresses... as his wife is certain he has

by youyoumanu Sun May 19, 2013 1:21 am

]b]Death: It's your time. give me your hand
Blonde: No! i know that if i dont touch you then I'll never die!
Death: Holy shit! You figured out the key to living forever! You're soooo smart! High five!
Blonde: *high fives*
Death: Typical blonde... Dumbass...[/b]

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