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Post by Thewolf on Thu Mar 04, 2010 1:48 pm

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Post by Thewolf on Sat Mar 06, 2010 4:41 pm

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Post by Thewolf on Sat Mar 06, 2010 4:42 pm

The joke of the day - Page 3 Cga01111
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Post by JOKER on Sat Mar 13, 2010 8:44 pm

TOM: you are not going to punish me for something I didn't do ?
TEACHER: no, off course I won't.
TOM: great, because I didn't do the homework.


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Post by JOKER on Sat Mar 13, 2010 8:48 pm

What is the longest word in English ?
"Smiles", because it has a mile between the first and the last letters



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Post by JOKER on Sat Mar 13, 2010 8:50 pm

What is the definition of a pessimist?
a pessimist is a well-informed optimist.


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Post by JOKER on Sat Mar 13, 2010 8:52 pm

What kind of ears does an engine have?      engineers
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Post by Thewolf on Sat Mar 13, 2010 9:20 pm

loooooooooooooooool
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Post by Guest on Thu Mar 18, 2010 10:01 pm

Very funny guys, thank you so much..

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Post by Nounette on Sat Mar 20, 2010 4:33 pm

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Post by Nounette on Fri Apr 02, 2010 5:04 pm

Exercises To Do During Holidays !!


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Post by Nounette on Mon Apr 05, 2010 10:43 pm

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Post by Nacerpro on Fri May 07, 2010 12:04 am

The joke of the day - Page 3 7386 soooooooo hard NouneTTe.
Make it easier next time, plz.
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Post by Nounette on Sat May 08, 2010 2:35 pm

So Try This One Nacer It's Easier !!

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Read You Soon Nounette !!
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Post by Nounette on Sat May 08, 2010 3:55 pm

The Reality !!!

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Post by JOKER on Thu May 20, 2010 9:33 pm

If pro is
the opposite of con, is
progress the opposite of congress?
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Post by JOKER on Thu May 20, 2010 9:39 pm

Is it true that cannibals don't
eat clowns because they taste funny?


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Post by JOKER on Thu May 20, 2010 9:52 pm

If it's tourist season, why can't
we shoot them?
Why does your nose run and your feet smell ?

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Post by fouroulou on Sat Aug 07, 2010 6:52 pm

Know why a room full of married people looks so empty?
Because.......... The joke of the day - Page 3 Icon_question The joke of the day - Page 3 Icon_exclaim
There's not a Single person in it... The joke of the day - Page 3 Icon_lol
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Post by JOKER on Sat Mar 05, 2011 10:48 pm

Once Algeria donated medicament to Somalia , the latter gave back all the medicament , you know why ? because all the medicament where to be taken after eating lol




Poor Somalia !
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Post by sabine on Thu Mar 10, 2011 4:21 pm

Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are.*
Husband: You should have known it the minute
I asked you to marry me.

Razz
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Post by sabine on Thu Mar 10, 2011 4:22 pm

*Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.

Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Darling : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, “What other problem Can there be greater than this one?

How poor she is! lol
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Post by Ismailos2 on Tue Mar 15, 2011 9:08 pm

A lady is walking down the street to work and sees a parrot in a pet store. She stops to admire the bird. The parrot says to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly." Well, the lady is furious! She storms past the store to her work. On the way home she saw the same parrot in the window and the parrot upon seeing her says, "Hey lady, you are really ugly." She was incredibly ticked now. The next day on the way to work she saw the same parrot and once again it said, "Hey lady, you are really ugly." The lady was so furious that she stormed into the store and threatened to sue the store and have the bird killed. The store manager apologized profusely and promised the bird wouldn't say it again. The next day, when the lady walked past the store after work the parrot said to her, "Hey lady." She paused, scowled with an icy and deadly stare, and said with a hoarse voice, "Yes?" The bird, strutting back and forth on its perch in a cocky manner, said, "You know." LMAO hahaha !
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Post by Nacerpro on Wed Mar 16, 2011 2:39 am

The joke of the day - Page 3 122545 Very funny Ismailos2.
Here is mine:

A blonde cop stops blonde motorist and asks for her driving license.

The Motorist scuffles around in her purse and can't find it. She says to the cop, "I must have left it at home officer."

The cop says, "Well, do you have any kind of identification?" The motorist scuffles around in her purse again, and finds a pocket mirror.

She looks at it and says to the cop, "All I have is this picture of myself." The cop says, "Let me see it, then." So the blonde motorist gives the mirror to the blonde cop, who looks at it, and replies, "Well, if I had known you were a police officer, I wouldn't have even pulled you over. You can go now."


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Post by Nacerpro on Wed Mar 16, 2011 2:46 am

A blonde suspects that her boyfriend is cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun.

She goes to his apartment that same day, with the gun in hand. Sure enough, when she opens the door, she finds her boyfriend in the arms of a redhead. She points the gun at her boyfriend and stares him down for a moment. Then, suddenly, she's overcome with grief, so she puts the gun up to the side her head.

Her boyfriend screams, "Honey, don't do it..."


The blonde yells back, "Shut up! You're next!"


Redhead: a person, especially a woman, with red hair.
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