Wife and Husband Jokes
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Wife and Husband Jokes
by Londonhbb Sun Feb 21, 2010 6:30 pm
Wife: Honey..... What are You Looking for¿
Husband : Nothing
Wife : Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ??
Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date
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Q - What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife
A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying... & the other ensures U continue to do so
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Wife : Do you want dinner
Husband : Sure, what are my choices
Wife : Yes and no
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Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why
Hubby: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you
Hubby: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself What other problem can there be greater than this one
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Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden
Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or troubles
Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet
Husband : Nothing
Wife : Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ??
Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date
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Q - What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife
A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying... & the other ensures U continue to do so
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Wife : Do you want dinner
Husband : Sure, what are my choices
Wife : Yes and no
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Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why
Hubby: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you
Hubby: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself What other problem can there be greater than this one
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Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden
Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or troubles
Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet
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Re: Wife and Husband Jokes
by Nounette Mon Feb 22, 2010 9:32 am
Thank You LondonHbb They Are Great Ones And So Funny !!!
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Re: Wife and Husband Jokes
by Mary Mon Feb 22, 2010 1:08 pm
Thanks a lot London hbb... I really loved the 2nd one about the difference between a wife and a mother.. hahahaha
Thanks again
Thanks again
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Re: Wife and Husband Jokes
by Thewolf Mon Feb 22, 2010 3:26 pm
why did you make me laugh? hehehe so funny realy.thx
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