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HUSBAND...... WIFE?!!!!

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Post by Guest on Sat Sep 25, 2010 10:06 pm

Husband: Do you know the meaning of WIFE?

> It means, Without Information, Fighting Everytime!

> Wife: No darling, it means,

> With Idiot For Ever

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Wife: I wish I was a newspaper,

So I'd be in your hands all day.

> Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper,

> So I could have a new one everyday.

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Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping
pills.
> Wife: When must I give them to him?


> Doctor: They are for you

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Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are.

> Husband: You should have known it the minute

I asked you to marry me.

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Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it.

> So I bought 3 movie tickets.

> Wife: Why Three?

> Husband: For you and your parents

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Wife: What will you give me if I climb the great Mount Everest?

> Husband: A lovely Push...!!!

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Q: What is the most effective way to remember your wife's birthday?

> A: Just forget it once and you will never forget it again

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Post by Thewolf on Sat Sep 25, 2010 10:36 pm

HUSBAND...... WIFE?!!!! Icon_biggrin HUSBAND...... WIFE?!!!! Icon_biggrin HUSBAND...... WIFE?!!!! Icon_biggrin HUSBAND...... WIFE?!!!! Icon_biggrin HUSBAND...... WIFE?!!!! Icon_biggrin HUSBAND...... WIFE?!!!! Lol
Soooooooo funny Angeleyes
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Post by Guest on Sat Sep 25, 2010 10:41 pm

Glad you liked them wolfffffff Very Happy

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Post by Nounette on Sat Sep 25, 2010 11:00 pm

WooooooooooooooW I Liked Them All !!
Very Amazing !!
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Post by MaGGiE on Sat Sep 25, 2010 11:40 pm

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
Wonderful and very funny
thank u Angeleyes
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Post by Guest on Thu Sep 30, 2010 9:36 pm

You're welcome Noun and Maggie, thanks for passing dears....

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Post by Nounette on Thu Sep 30, 2010 9:44 pm

HUSBAND...... WIFE?!!!! 82199514
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