Funny twisted sayings

by sassy86 Tue Jun 12, 2012 10:26 pm

Always tell the truth, even when you lie

Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't Funny twisted sayings 026

The higher you are, the farther you fall

Everytime I see ur face. I wish I was in outer space Razz

(*)Theres always a light at the end of a tunnel, just pray its not a train(*)

Roses are red, Violets Are blue, When God gave brains, Where the hell where you Funny twisted sayings Grins

Don't drink and drive, you could spill the drink in your car

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception

Don't think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey Funny twisted sayings Grins

My door is always open so feel free to leave Very Happy

I thought that I could love no other. Until, that is, I met your brother

Don't put off to tomorrow what you can put off until the day after tomorrow! Very Happy

"When I die, I want to die like my grandfather--who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car." Surprised