FUNNY DEFINITIONS

by mano Wed Aug 04, 2010 10:59 am

Hello mates ,,,,,, here are some funny definitions for some matters ,,,,,,,,,,,, but infact they really are true ones ,,,,,,,,,,,,,, so ,,,,,,, enjoy yourselves ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

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School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays.

Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.

Nurse: A person who wakes u up in order to give you sleeping pills.

Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.

Divorce: Future tense of Marriage.

Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.

Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"

Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

Dictionary : A place where success comes before work.

Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.

Father : A banker provided by nature.

Criminal: A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught.

Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.

Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.

Classic : Books, which people praise, but do not read.

Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

Etc .: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

Committee : Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.

Atom Bomb : An invention to end all inventions.

Philosopher : A fool who torments

lol!

by messi Wed Aug 04, 2010 1:35 pm

That's Awesome!

by cookie Fri Aug 06, 2010 1:54 am

hhh nice expressions

thank you brother

sorry but i don't think that games is its place

by Nounette Fri Aug 20, 2010 12:30 am

Nice Ones Thank You !!

by glourious Mon Aug 23, 2010 6:28 pm

when a man says to a woman" you are heartless" that means she " stole" his heart.

Famous people are people who have done everything to be known & then .....they wear black glasses & hide so that no one knows them!

A dentist is a man who gets his living "from people's mouths".

Revenge is like biting the dog that bit you before.

A man who has no enemies is a man who does no good and no bad in his life. How? If he does good..bad people are his enemies
If he does bad .. good people are his enemies.

The biggest shock for a mom is when she tried to bring up her son for the last 20 years with no good...and a blonde girl does that in a minute.

Human beings are the only creatures that feel shame....simply because he is the only creature that does what is shameful

I hope you like them

by Guest Tue Aug 24, 2010 1:23 am

Very nice and funny Mano and Glourious, thanks a lot.

by louli Wed Aug 25, 2010 4:23 pm

Etc .: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

Famous people are people who have done everything to be known & then .....they wear black glasses & hide so that no one knows them!

i liked those most. Thank you mates!

by cookie Sun Aug 07, 2011 8:14 pm

when a man says to a woman" you are heartless" that means she " stole" his heart.

Famous people are people who have done everything to be known & then .....they wear black glasses & hide so that no one knows them!

A dentist is a man who gets his living "from people's mouths".

lol!