Re: The joke of the day

by Nacerpro Tue Oct 06, 2009 11:48 pm

Hi everyone,
U r great guys, it's good to benefit from a joke esp the one of fasting girl that let me searched where we can find Vitamin C then I read the next posts to realize that it is "A" but it let me laugh,
Thank u all ...

by the youth Wed Oct 14, 2009 5:30 pm

Imagine what people are doing right now...

5000 are working...

3000 are driving...

1000 are studying..

400 are eating...

200 are sleeping..

and 1 stupid person is readig this msg.

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by Guest Thu Oct 15, 2009 8:22 pm

nice one youth.....

by Clear-headed Tue Oct 20, 2009 9:08 pm

Hi,
A woman went to the doctor with her two ears burnt.
The doctor:"What's the matter with your ears?!"
The woman:"The phone rang and... I... picked up the iron!"
The doctor:"But what about the other ear?!"
The woman:"They called againg!"
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by Nounette Tue Oct 20, 2009 9:12 pm

She Is Very Very Stupid

by Guest Tue Oct 20, 2009 9:20 pm

Funny one.......

by bilinda Mon Nov 16, 2009 8:44 pm

Him:you know drinking makes you beautiful
Her: but i'am not drunk
Him:i know,i'am drunk

by NANA Thu Nov 19, 2009 6:48 pm

Hi, hahahahahaa really funny.

MOD: Topic merged with the The Joke of the Day.

by Nounette Sat Dec 26, 2009 5:13 pm

FoR ThE FuTuRe FaThErS !! EnJoY ThE PiCtUrEs !!

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HeY MeN DoN't LaUgH hahahahahaha

by NANA Sat Dec 26, 2009 9:39 pm

HAHAHAHA......... this is funny Nounette.

by Nounette Sun Dec 27, 2009 12:18 am

You're Welcome Nana !! I Hope That You Liked Them !!

by Nounette Mon Dec 28, 2009 2:59 pm

Bismillah In The Name Of Allah (Beautiful Song)

by Nounette Sat Jan 02, 2010 8:05 pm

Our Poor Mothers

by Nounette Fri Jan 08, 2010 4:02 pm

The Eye Of Teachers When Exams

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by bilinda Fri Jan 08, 2010 8:26 pm

hahaha .very funny i really liked it,and concerning the eye of the teacher in the day of the exams ,i guess that it is the same of some students who want to take something

by Nounette Thu Jan 14, 2010 3:10 pm

Imagine Your Life Windows XP !!
Life Will Be Very Easy Without Any Troubles !!
Well You're Asking How ?? !!
Easy !!
If You're Driving And There Are A Lot Of Cars (Main Road ) !!
You Have Just To Click On " Ctrl + A " And Then " Delete " !!
And You're Alone !!
For Your Faults Just Click " Delete " And For Your Past " Clear History " !!
If You Feel That You're Not Dealing Good With Life " Format " Yourself !!
And When You Feel Lucky And In Good Mood Just " Save It " !!
You Caught Flu , Take And " Anti Virus " !!
When You Feel That Life Is Being Slow " Restart "
Always Order Your Ideas " Defragments " !!
No More Bad Moments " Alt + F4 "
If You Hate Someone And You Won't Meet Him/Her Again " Shift + Delete "
Any Trouble, You're Not Good , Don't Loose Hope " Ctrl + Alt + Delete "
You Feel Confused , Don't Worry " Win + D "

So , Imagine Life Turns To Windows Xp !! WooooooooooW

by NANA Thu Jan 14, 2010 9:23 pm

Woooooooooooow!!! amazing!!! Really funny nyahaha

Thanks Nounette.

by Guest Sat Jan 16, 2010 12:46 am

I wish if my life is windows xp Nour......thanks a lot dear

by bryne_kh2000 Fri Jan 22, 2010 1:05 pm

One day an out of work mime is visiting the zoo and attempts to earn some money as a street performer. Unfortunately, as soon as he starts to draw a crowd, the zookeeper grabs him and drags him into his office. The zookeeper explains to the mime that the zoo's most popular attraction, a gorilla, has died suddenly. The keeper fears that attendance at the zoo will fall off. He offers the mime a job to dress up as the gorilla until they can get another one. The mime accepts.

So the next morning the mime puts on the gorilla suit and enters the cage before crowd comes. He discovers that it's a great job. He can sleep all he wants, play and make fun of people and he draws bigger crowds than he ever did as a mime. However, eventually the crowds tire of him and he gets bored just swinging on tires. He begins to notice that the people are paying more attention to the lion in the cage next to his. Not wanting to lose the attention of his audience, he climbs to the top of his cage, crawls across a partition, and dangles from the top to the lion's cage. Of course, this makes the lion furious, but the crowd loves it.

At the end of the day the zookeeper comes and gives the mime a raise for being such a good attraction as a gorilla. Well, this goes on for some time, the mime keeps taunting the lion, the crowds grow larger, and his salary keeps going up. Then one terrible day when he is dangling over the furious lion he slips and falls. The mime is terrified. The lion gathers itself and prepares to pounce. The mime is so scared that he begins to run round and round the cage with the lion close behind. Finally, the mime starts screaming and yelling, "Help, Help me!", but the lion is quick and pounces. The mime soon finds himself flat on his back looking up at the angry lion and the lion says, "Shut up you idiot! Do you want to get us both fired?"

by bryne_kh2000 Fri Jan 22, 2010 1:18 pm

there is a 2 letter word has a hundred completely different meanings. So what is this stuff about English being easy?This two-letter word perhaps has more meaning than any other two-letter word, and that is "UP."It's easy to understand UP, meaning toward the sky or at the top of the list, but when we waken in the morning, why do we wake UP?At a meeting, why does a topic come UP? Why do we speak UP and why are the officers UP for election and why is it UP to the secretary to write UP a report?We lock UP the house and some guys fix UP the old car.People stir UP trouble, line UP for tickets, work UP an appetite, and think UP excuses.To be dressed is one thing but to be dressed UP is special.And this UP is confusing:A drain must be opened UP because it is stopped UP We open UP a store in the morning but we close it UP at night.We seem to be pretty mixed UP about UP!To be knowledgeable of the proper uses of UP, look UP the word in the dictionary.In a desk size dictionary, the word UP, takes UP almost 1/4th the page and definitions add UP to about thirty.If you are UP to it, you might try building UP a list of the many ways UP is used. It will take UP a lot of your time, but if you don't give UP, you may wind UP with a hundred or more.When it threatens to rain, we say it is clouding UP. When the sun comes out we say it is clearing UP.When it rains, it wets UP the earth. When it doesn't rain for awhile, things dry UP.One could go on and on, but I'll wrap it UP, for now my time is UP,so.............I'll shut UP...

by Nounette Fri Jan 22, 2010 3:40 pm

Thank You Bryne_kho I Liked The One Of Gorilla !! Ok I Give Up !!

by Nounette Fri Jan 22, 2010 9:49 pm

Look At This !! Very Funny !!

Question: Why did the boy eat his homework?
Answer: His teacher said it was a piece a cake!
(The teacher meant that the homework is easy. Silly boy!)

Question: How many letters are there in the alphabet?
Answer: Eleven! (Most people answer 26, but count
the letters in "the alphabet": t - h - e - a - l - p - h - a - b - e - t)

Question: When is a car not a car?
Answer: When it turns into a parking lot.
("Turn into" means to change or become.)

Question: What do you call your father-in-law's
only child's mother-in-law?
Answer: Mom!
(Your father-in-law's child must be your spouse and
your spouse's mother-in-law
is your mother.)

Question: How could a cowboy ride into town on Friday,
stay two days, and ride out again on Friday?
Answer: His horse is named "Friday"!

Question: What is the difference between a jeweler and a jailer?
Answer: A jeweler sells watches but a jailer watches cells!

by Clear-headed Sun Feb 14, 2010 9:17 pm

Hi,
That is so funny Nounette!

I have tough question for all of you to think about it. It's dead serious!

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by Nounette Wed Mar 03, 2010 7:46 pm

For The Holidays !!!

by Nounette Wed Mar 03, 2010 7:48 pm

The Best Student !! You Agree ??? He Became Famous !!

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