Funny twisted sayings
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Funny twisted sayings
by sassy86 Tue Jun 12, 2012 10:26 pm
Always tell the truth, even when you lie
Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't
The higher you are, the farther you fall
Everytime I see ur face. I wish I was in outer space
(*)Theres always a light at the end of a tunnel, just pray its not a train(*)Roses are red, Violets Are blue, When God gave brains, Where the hell where you
Don't drink and drive, you could spill the drink in your car
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception
Don't think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey
My door is always open so feel free to leave
I thought that I could love no other. Until, that is, I met your brother
Don't put off to tomorrow what you can put off until the day after tomorrow!
"When I die, I want to die like my grandfather--who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car."
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