Stupid Questions With Smart Answers !

by Londonhbb Mon Sep 13, 2010 11:05 pm

BOY : May I hold your hand?

GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.

GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!

BOY : You love me…

GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??

BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??

GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.

BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple

BOY : I love you and I could die for you!

GIRL : How soon??

BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!

GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??

WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the
other.

HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out
of the mouth.

MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think,

Peter?

PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.

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Girl ''And are you sure you love me and no one else ?''
Boy : ''Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday''

Waiter :- Would you like to have BLACK COFFEE..
COUSTOMER : ''What other colors do you have?''

My father is so old that when he was in school , history was called
current affairs.

Patient : ''What are the chances of my recovering doctor?''

Doctor : ''One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten
people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The
others all died''.

by Thewolf Mon Sep 13, 2010 11:34 pm

by MrL Mon Sep 13, 2010 11:38 pm

MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think,

Peter?

PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.

hhhhhhh I Liiiike it ^^ Thanks London Smile

by Nounette Mon Sep 13, 2010 11:39 pm

Thank You Londonhbb !!
I Liked Them All Especially :

1) BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.

2)BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??