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Post by Londonhbb on Mon Sep 13, 2010 11:05 pm

BOY : May I hold your hand?

GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.

GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!

BOY : You love me…

GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??

BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??

GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.

BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple

BOY : I love you and I could die for you!

GIRL : How soon??

BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!

GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??

WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the
other.

HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out
of the mouth.

MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think,

Peter?

PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.

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Girl ''And are you sure you love me and no one else ?''
Boy : ''Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday''


Waiter :- Would you like to have BLACK COFFEE..
COUSTOMER : ''What other colors do you have?''



My father is so old that when he was in school , history was called
current affairs.



Patient : ''What are the chances of my recovering doctor?''

Doctor : ''One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten
people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The
others all died''.
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Post by Thewolf on Mon Sep 13, 2010 11:34 pm

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Post by MrL on Mon Sep 13, 2010 11:38 pm

MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think,

Peter?

PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.

hhhhhhh I Liiiike it ^^ Thanks London Smile
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Post by Nounette on Mon Sep 13, 2010 11:39 pm

Thank You Londonhbb !!
I Liked Them All Especially :


1) BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.

2)BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??


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Post by Londonhbb on Mon Sep 13, 2010 11:40 pm

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Post by messi on Tue Sep 14, 2010 12:56 pm

esp what the husband said...that's toooo true!
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Post by Guest on Tue Sep 14, 2010 11:32 pm

BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....London, thank you, they r very funny!!

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Post by the youth on Thu Sep 16, 2010 5:20 pm

Which month contains 28 days?
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Post by $uenos on Sat Oct 09, 2010 12:20 pm

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Post by JOKER on Sat Oct 09, 2010 4:03 pm

the youth wrote:Which month contains 28 days?
I guess it's February , but I'm not sure , check in the net ! cyclops
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