Laugh a little !! Forget about Teachers and Exams.!

Once ..a New Couple Had a baby ( a little tiny winy Boy With a little Brown Eyes )
But This baby came to existance without arms
So His parents called him a Tee-shirt
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One day, a Group Of men Decided To Become Terrorists
So They Gathered Money and Bought a Car, then They ...............Burned It !!
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One day Three Guyz Wanted to Burgle a jewelry store.....So the 1st One Robed money, the seconde One Took The valuable things, and the 3rd One Got caught !!
Once In the Police-station, The officer Asked Him" why did You Stayed there, U could Run away" ...The Burgler answered " My friends took The Money, and I wanted To Take The Store"
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a Guy Named "Kada" Heard That His house Is burning Out !! Once he got Home, It Was too Late, so the very next morning his friend Asked him:" Kada!! Why U haven't Called The Firefighters"
Kada:" I've Got Bored !! I spent The whole Night Bipping Them But they Didn't showed".....
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One day a smart Guy Went to the Cinema, he bought a ticket and Got in !!
a couple minutes later he came back and Bought Another One, and Few Minutes later He came again and Bought another One !! So the Guy Asked Him " You Just Purchased 2, are You Gonna Eat Them all Or What" .
The Smart Guy Laughed and Told:" No It's just That There Is Another Man stepping in the Other Side and Each time he cut my tickets"
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One day two Guyz Went to London..! They Took The Red Bus, so One of them Took the Upper Floor Of The bus!! Once They Stepped Out Of the bus One of them remarked That His friend Turned Yellow !! So He asked Him " What's Wrong With You??" His friend Answered :" Yo Buddy !! Do You Remember The Bus......... There were no Driver Up" It's a miracle That we didn't crashed "
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Ok Enough, Hope U luv'em .......

Thank you very much Van there are amazing and I them I'll write others later

Here are some jokes I hope that you like them

1- "A : I hate this cheese with the holes in it.
B : Then eat around them."

2-"A : He used to take his dog to school every day, but he finally had to stop.
B :How come?
A : The dog got graduated."

3- "Three men, an Italian, a French and a Spanish went for a job interview in England. Before the interview, they were told that they must compose a sentence in English with three main words: green, pink and yellow.

The Italian was first:
"I wake up in the morning. I see the yellow sun. I see the green grass and I think to myself, I hope it will be a pink day."

The Spanish was next:
"I wake up in the morning, I eat a yellow banana, a green pepper and in the evening I watch the pink panther on TV."

Last was the French:
"I wake up in the morning, I hear the phone "green...green...", I pink up the phone and I say "Yellow ?..."

4- "There are three engineers in a car; an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer and a Microsoft engineer.

Suddenly the car just stops by the side of the road, and the three engineers look at each other wondering what could be wrong.

The electrical engineer suggests stripping down the electronics of the car and trying to trace where a fault might have occurred.

The chemical engineeer, not knowing much about cars, suggests that maybe the fuel is becoming emulsified and getting blocked somewhere (you idiot).

Then, the Microsoft engineer, not knowing much about anything, comes up with a suggestion, "Why don't we close all the windows, get out, get back in, open the windows again, and maybe it'll work !?"

5- "A young learner begins working in the boutique of a chemist. He learns by heart the name of all medicaments. And it is surprised to see a drawer on which am noted unreadable.
- Don't search, says to him the chemist. This, it is what they give to the customers when they do not succeed in reading prescription!"

It's enough for today

Xptdr..! Thx Nounette .....I luv the 3rd One "Poor French"...Mdr...Lol..Haha..! Read You Soon

You're welcome Van I'll write others later just for making fun

Love'Em aLL !! Thx a Lot Nour (^_^)

very fanny my friend...realy.
And it also containe some good information

bravo..

Thnx a lot friends .......... !

so nice thankx a lot

one day , a teacher asked her pupils to write a dialougue as they like to be.
ahmed: hello Ali.
Ali: hello Ahmed.
Ahmed: can you speak arabic?
Ali:yes.
Ahmed: اين كنت بالامس.
ali : كنت في السوق
and they copmleted their dialougue using arabic.....

One day , a pupil asked his teacher: do you panish someone does't do a thing? the answered of course NO. the pupil said: so I didn't do my homework....

that's a good one man!

a supid joke:
one time, one asked two, what time is it(ch'7al raha sa3a)?
two: answered ; it's time to buy one.

What a stupid joke you've posted Mr.............