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Post by Van on Fri Jun 05, 2009 2:10 am

Once ..a New Couple Had a baby ( a little tiny winy Boy With a little Brown Eyes cha3ir1 )
chuchoT But This baby came to existance without arms madhaa1
So His parents called him a Tee-shirt hypo1
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One day, a Group Of men Decided To Become Terrorists aaa1
So They Gathered Money and Bought a Car, then They ...............Burned It !! aouaou1
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One day Three Guyz Wanted to Burgle a jewelry store.....So the 1st One Robed money, the seconde One Took The valuable things, and the 3rd One Got caught !!
Once In the Police-station, The officer Asked Him" why did You Stayed there, U could Run away" ...The Burgler answered " My friends took The Money, and I wanted To Take The Store" nyahaha aouaou1
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a Guy Named "Kada" Heard That His house Is burning Out !! Once he got Home, It Was too Late, so the very next morning his friend Asked him:" Kada!! Why U haven't Called The Firefighters"
Kada:" I've Got Bored !! I spent The whole Night Bipping Them But they Didn't showed"..... aouaou1
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One day a smart Guy Went to the Cinema, he bought a ticket and Got in !!
a couple minutes later he came back and Bought Another One, and Few Minutes later He came again and Bought another One !! madhaa1 So the Guy Asked Him " You Just Purchased 2, are You Gonna Eat Them all Or What" .
The Smart Guy Laughed and Told:" No It's just That There Is Another Man stepping in the Other Side and Each time he cut my tickets" drefdref
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One day two Guyz Went to London..! They Took The Red Bus, so One of them Took the Upper Floor Of The bus!! Once They Stepped Out Of the bus One of them remarked That His friend Turned Yellow !! So He asked Him " What's Wrong With You??" His friend Answered :" Yo Buddy !! Do You Remember The Bus......... There were no Driver Up" whaat1 It's a miracle That we didn't crashed "
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Ok Enough, Hope U luv'em .......
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Post by Nounette on Fri Jun 05, 2009 3:34 pm

Thank you very much Van there are amazing and I cha3ir1 them I'll write others later jouliya
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Post by Nounette on Fri Jun 05, 2009 4:13 pm

Here are some jokes I hope that you like them

1- "A : I hate this cheese with the holes in it.
B : Then eat around them."

2-"A : He used to take his dog to school every day, but he finally had to stop.
B :How come?
A : The dog got graduated."

3- "Three men, an Italian, a French and a Spanish went for a job interview in England. Before the interview, they were told that they must compose a sentence in English with three main words: green, pink and yellow.

The Italian was first:
"I wake up in the morning. I see the yellow sun. I see the green grass and I think to myself, I hope it will be a pink day."

The Spanish was next:
"I wake up in the morning, I eat a yellow banana, a green pepper and in the evening I watch the pink panther on TV."

Last was the French:
"I wake up in the morning, I hear the phone "green...green...", I pink up the phone and I say "Yellow ?..."

4- "There are three engineers in a car; an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer and a Microsoft engineer.

Suddenly the car just stops by the side of the road, and the three engineers look at each other wondering what could be wrong.

The electrical engineer suggests stripping down the electronics of the car and trying to trace where a fault might have occurred.

The chemical engineeer, not knowing much about cars, suggests that maybe the fuel is becoming emulsified and getting blocked somewhere (you idiot).

Then, the Microsoft engineer, not knowing much about anything, comes up with a suggestion, "Why don't we close all the windows, get out, get back in, open the windows again, and maybe it'll work !?"

5- "A young learner begins working in the boutique of a chemist. He learns by heart the name of all medicaments. And it is surprised to see a drawer on which am noted unreadable.
- Don't search, says to him the chemist. This, it is what they give to the customers when they do not succeed in reading prescription!"

lol! It's enough for today lol!
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Post by Van on Fri Jun 05, 2009 4:20 pm

Xptdr..! Thx Nounette .....I luv the 3rd One "Poor French"...Mdr...Lol..Haha..! Read You Soon
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Post by Nounette on Fri Jun 05, 2009 4:32 pm

lol! You're welcome Van I'll write others later just for making fun lol!
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Post by Guest on Sat Jun 06, 2009 1:16 pm

thank you guys, I will look for others too......

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Post by Virtopia on Wed Jun 10, 2009 3:19 pm

My God you are terrible!.the funniest jokes I ever read.However, while reading them I became the scene of redicule, since I burst into laughter at a sudden. Laughing
Thanks mates.
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Post by Nounette on Wed Jun 17, 2009 6:03 pm

Some New Jokes Enjoy Them

1- A: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
B: Yes I am, I married the wrong woman.

2- Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map.
Maria: This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: Maria did.


3- A: I'm in a big trouble!
B: Why is that?
A: I saw a mouse in my house!
B: Oh, well, all you need to do is use a trap.
A: I don't have one.
B: Well then, buy one.
A: Can't afford one.
B: I can give you mine if you want.
A: That sounds good.
B: All you need to do is just use some cheese in order to make the mouse come to the trap.
A: I don't have any cheese.
B: Okay then, take a piece of bread and put a bit of oil in it and put it in the trap.
A: I don't have oil.
B: Well, then put only a small piece of bread.
A: I don't have bread.
B: Then what is the mouse doing at your house?!


4- Fred is 32 years old and he is still single.

One day a friend asked, "Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?"

Fred replied, "Actually, I've found many women I wanted to marry, but when I bring them home to meet my parents, my mother doesn't like them."

His friend thinks for a moment and says, "I've got the perfect solution, just find a girl who's just like your mother."

A few months later they meet again and his friend says, "Did you find the perfect girl? Did your mother like her?"

With a frown on his face, Fred answers, "Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. You were right, my mother liked her very much."

The friend said, "Then what's the problem?"

Fred replied, "My father doesn't like her."


5- A: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano after the operation?
B: Yes, of course.
A: Great! I never could before!

6- Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an "I".
Student: I is the...
Teacher: Stop! Never put 'is' after an "I". Always put 'am' after an "I".
Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.


7- Two factory workers are talking.
The woman says, "I can make the boss give me the day off."
The man replies, "And how would you do that?"
The woman says, "Just wait and see." She then hangs upside-down from the ceiling.
The boss comes in and says, "What are you doing?"
The woman replies, "I'm a light bulb."
The boss then says, "You've been working so much that you've gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off."
The man starts to follow her and the boss says, "Where are you going?"
The man says, "I'm going home, too. I can't work in the dark."

8- Two cows are standing in a field.
One says to the other "Are you worried about Mad Cow Disease?"
The other one says "No, It doesn't worry me, I'm a horse!"

9- Teacher: How can we get some clean water?
Student: Bring the water from the river and wash it.


10- A guy says to his friend, "Guess how many coins I have in my pocket."
The friends says, "If I guess right, will you give me one of them?"
The first guys says, "If you guess right, I'll give you both of them!"

11- Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.

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Post by Van on Thu Jun 18, 2009 1:41 am

Love'Em aLL !! Thx a Lot Nour (^_^)
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Post by Snooopy on Mon Jul 13, 2009 3:47 pm

we like kids coz Kids Are Quick
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TEACHER : Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA : Here it is.
TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS : Maria.
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TEACHER : John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor ?
JOHN : You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER : Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile ?'
GLENN : K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER : No, that's wrong
GLENN : Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

(I Love this kid)
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TEACHER : Donald, what is the chemical formula for water ?
DONALD : H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER : What are you talking a bout ?
DONALD : Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER : Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE : Me!
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TEACHER : Glen, why do you always get so dirty ?
GLEN : Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER : Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE : I is..
TEACHER : No, Millie...... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE : All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER : Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating ?
SIMON : No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER : Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as
your brother's. Did you copy his ?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER : Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested ?
HAROLD : A teacher

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Post by glourious on Thu Jul 30, 2009 9:53 pm

very fanny my friend...realy.
And it also containe some good information

bravo.. cheers
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Post by kuala on Fri Jul 31, 2009 2:13 am

Thnx a lot friends .......... lol! !

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Post by tellmemore on Mon Jan 11, 2010 10:59 pm

so nice Smile thankx a lot ya3omri1
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Post by burself on Thu Jan 14, 2010 2:30 pm

one day , a teacher asked her pupils to write a dialougue as they like to be.
ahmed: hello Ali.
Ali: hello Ahmed.
Ahmed: can you speak arabic?
Ali:yes.
Ahmed: اين كنت بالامس.
ali : كنت في السوق
and they copmleted their dialougue using arabic.....
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Post by Nounette on Thu Jan 14, 2010 2:38 pm

nyahaha nyahaha nyahaha nyahaha They Are Very Intelligent Haha nyahaha nyahaha nyahaha nyahaha
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Post by Thewolf on Tue Feb 02, 2010 11:53 pm

a teacher asked his learners to conjugate the verb to walk. a learner started conjugating slowly:
i walk.
you walk.
he walks.
then the teacher angrily said: faster...
then the learner continued:
she runs.
it runs.
we run.
they run.
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Post by burself on Wed Feb 17, 2010 5:28 pm

One day , a pupil asked his teacher: do you panish someone does't do a thing? the answered of course NO. the pupil said: so I didn't do my homework....
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Post by glourious on Mon Feb 22, 2010 12:36 am

that's a good one man! Laugh a little !! Forget about Teachers and Exams.! Icon_lol
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Post by Thewolf on Tue Feb 23, 2010 8:07 pm

a supid joke:
one time, one asked two, what time is it(ch'7al raha sa3a)?
two: answered ; it's time to buy one.
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Post by burself on Wed Feb 24, 2010 11:10 am

What a stupid joke you've posted Mr.............
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Post by Thewolf on Wed Feb 24, 2010 1:52 pm

MOTHER: Son, you will be 7years old today, and i think you will start smoking soon, just promis me you will tell me about that before neighbors will tell me.
SON:
Don't worry , i have stopped smoking since a year.
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PUPIL:
is giraffe flying? sir!
TEACHER:
who is the stupid who told you that?
Pupil:
Director, sir!
TEACHER:
OF COURSE SHE FLY!!!!
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JUDGE: why did you steal the car ?
THIEF: i found it near the Cemetery, i thought that the owner is dead.
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Post by Nounette on Wed Mar 03, 2010 7:02 pm

Nice The Wolf I Liked Them !!
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