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Post by MaGGiE on Fri Oct 01, 2010 3:08 pm

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Doctor's surgery .. Rome:
SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES


Zoo .. Hungary :
PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE ANIMALS IF YOU HAVE ANY SUITABLE FOOD GIVE IT TO THE GUARD ON DUTY


Car rental brochure .. Tokyo :
WHEN PASSENGER OF FOOT HEAVE IN SIGHT TOOTLE THE HON TRUMPET HIM MELODIOUSLY AT FIRST BUT IF HE STILL OBSTACLES YOUR PASSAGE THEN TOOTLE HIM WITH VIGOUR



River highway :
TAKE NOTICE : WHEN THIS SIGN IS UNDER WATER THIS ROAD IS IMPASSABLE


Poster :
ARE YOU AN ADULT THAT CANNOT READ ? IF SO WE CAN HELP


Restaurant :
OPEN SEVEN DAYS A WEEK AND WEEKENDS TOO


Automatic hand dryer in public lavatory :
DO NOT ACTIVATE WITH WET HANDS


Meternity ward :
NO CHILDREN ALLOWED


Cemetery :
PERSONS ARE PROHIBITED FROM PICKING FLOWERS FROM ANY BUT THEIR OWN GRAVES


Hotel lobby .. Bucharest :
THE LIFT IS BEING FIXED FOR THE NEXT DAY DURING THAT TIME WE REGRET THAT YOU WILL BE UNBEARABLE


Newspaper .. East Africa :
A NEW SWIMMING POOL IS RAPIDLY TAKING SHAPE SINCE THE CONTRACTORS HAVE THROWN IN THE BULK OF THEIR WORKERS


Tourist agency .. Czechoslovakia :
TAKE ONE OF OUR HORSE-DRIVEN CITY TOURS .. WE GUARANTEE NO MISCARRIAGES
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Post by Nounette on Fri Oct 01, 2010 7:16 pm

Very Funny Thank You MaGGie !!
Doctor's surgery .. Rome:
SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES

Restaurant :
OPEN SEVEN DAYS A WEEK AND WEEKENDS TOO
Nounette
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Age : 28
Location : SDF !!
Registration date : 2009-05-12

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