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Post by aspire on Sat Mar 30, 2013 8:28 pm

Quite happy you like it. thanks for the response Sabine. Allah maak. Could you tell us when the viva is due so that we snatch an hour or two to attend?

Good luck anyway

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Post by sabine on Sat Mar 30, 2013 11:15 pm

Thank you very much brother.
Normally it'll take place at the end of June nchalah. For the time being I don't know the exact date but I'll tell you as soon as I know it. Your presence will make me happy.
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Post by aspire on Thu May 02, 2013 11:59 pm

Some teachers are .......

Un prof. mange tout seul dans la cantine lorsqu'un étudiant s'assoit à sa table.

Le prof:
"Un oiseau et un cochon ne peuvent pas rester côte-à-côte"!
L'étudiant: "D'accord, alors moi je m'envole"

Le prof s'est trop énervé et a décidé de lui donner 0/20 au contrôle.
Le jour du contrôle, l'étudiant répond parfaitement à toutes les questions. Le prof lui demande:
- Imagine que t'es entrain de marcher sur un chemin et tu trouves 2 sacs: l'un est plein d'argent, et l'autre plein d'intelligence. Lequel prendras-tu ?

- L'étudiant: Le sac avec l'argent.

- Le prof: A ta place j'aurais pris le sac avec l'intelligence.

- L'étudiant: Les gens prennent ce qu'ils n'ont pas !

Le prof s'est encore beaucoup trop énervé et a pris la feuille de contrôle de l’étudiant et y écrit "connard".

L'étudiant prend sa feuille, 2 minutes plus tard il revient vers le prof et lui dit:

- Monsieur, vous avez juste mis votre signature, mais vous n'avez pas mis de note.

j'adoooooooore cet étudiant!!!

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Re: Free corner

Post by sabine on Sun May 05, 2013 4:59 pm

Quelles réponses!!!!
I liked him, too. thanks aspire Smile
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Re: Free corner

Post by sassy86 on Sun May 05, 2013 6:27 pm

HAHAHA Aspire !!!!!!!!!!! SO FUNNY OMG
I didn't see your post earlier! thanks to Sabine who up uped it lol

(Sabinou, just saw your e_mail my dear!!! I'll answer you soon. You know I just came back home. Today I finished the exams of trainees ! OUFFFF Hamdoulah, now I'll have time for you my angel MOUAH)

@ Aspire: WE MISS YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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Re: Free corner

Post by aspire on Tue May 07, 2013 7:01 pm

forgot to give due credit to a friend who is à l'origine de cette anecdote (not me).

Thank you Sabine and Sassy for the response. I do follow your posts which are getting scarce and long between, and yes , I miss you tooooo.
Best of luck

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Re: Free corner

Post by sassy86 on Tue May 21, 2013 11:48 pm

قال


الأمير الشهابي لخادمه يوماً : تميل نفسي إلى أكلة باذنجان
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فقال الخادم :
الباذنجان ! بارك الله في الباذنجان ! هو سيد المأكولات ، شحم بلا لحم
سمك بلا حسك ، يؤكل مقلياً ويؤكل مشويّاً ، يؤكل كذا ويؤكل كذا .


فقال الأمير : ولكن أكلت منه قبل أيام فنالني كَرْب.


فقال الخادم : الباذنجان ! لعنة الله على الباذنجان ! فإنه ثقيل غليط نفّاح .



فقال الأمير : ويحك ! تمدح الشيء وتذمُّه في
وقت واحد ؟!




فقال الخادم : أنا خادم للأمير يا مولاي لا خادم للباذنجان
إذا قال الأمير نعم قلت نعم ، وإذا قال لا قلت لا
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